Can you IMAGINE what profanity laced emails they would have discovered if I worked for the DNC last Spring!
To: John Podesta
Hey Johnny P! Thanks for your risotto recipe! After reading how difficult it was, I ordered in.
Anyway, well it looks like Old Barnie Slanders won’t drop the fuck out of the race and the convention is coming up. Jesus, can’t he take a fucking hint? Does a house have to drop on him and Jane? Because I know a guy with a catapult.
Hey, if you know how to make a GOOD linguini and clam sauce, could you call Calo’s in Chicago? They don’t have a clue! Lol!
cc: huma, RicoSuave, HRC, DWS, Satan