Is it Ebola or a bad hangover?
A. Have you been to Liberia or Texas recently?
B. Were you out drinking last night?
If you answered YES to A but not B, you may have Ebola.
If you answered NO to A, but YES to B, you probably have a hangover.
If you answered NO to both questions, and you still feel sick, you may have that other virus that’s killing people in America, but no one talks about because EBOLA. Boo!