Our Date With Judy
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Celebrating the Judy Garland Centennial
Once a year, from around age three until even today, I have a date with Judy Garland. Millions of us did. That's because for years there was an annual showing of "The Wizard of Oz" on network television. For those too young, there used to be only … Continue reading
My One Degree of Separation from Stephen Sondheim
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David Holliday
When I was a wee twink, I was in a production of “Camelot” starring Broadway veteran David Holliday as King Arthur. Every night, 8 shows a week for two months, I got to wear tights on stage as a paige to King Arthur, and best of all, at the climax of the show, I had the … Continue reading
Buzzing for Jesus
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So, this afternoon some kindly, well dressed Christian lady with her equally well dressed two young daughters just randomly buzzed my buzzer hoping to talk to me about Jesus. I was expecting a UPS delivery, not deliverance.
She was already on thin ice when she greeted me with "I'm so sorry, I … Continue reading
Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Barbies
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One night, back in college sometime in the late 1980's, a buddy and I were hanging out at my apartment with a camcorder, and some beer, along with construction paper and a few dollar store Barbie knock offs; and we decided to make a movie we called "Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Barbies". (We … Continue reading
Quiet Please, There’s A Lady on Stage
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There's a line from the musical "Gypsy" when Mama Rose accuses her daughter Gypsy of trying too hard to sound like an intellectual, telling her "You read book reviews like they were books."
Like Gypsy, I used to read concert reviews like they were concerts. Though I loved music, I didn't have … Continue reading
Thanks For Nothing!
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THANKS FOR NOTHING: a harrowing and not a bit uplifting holiday tale by JOHN SMITH
Steve Henry didn't always have two first names. It was … Continue reading
Private Flagger
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"Private Lane, on 14 Feb. 00, you made an unsolicited statement that you were gay. This admission and your sexual orientation could be prejudicial to the good order and discipline of the unit, and you are subject to separation under Chapter 15." -Andrew S. McClelland. Company Commander, Fort Bliss … Continue reading
Baseball After 9/11 with Liza Minnelli
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Ten days after the horrific 9/11 terrorist attacks, the City of New York as well as the rest of the nation was still in a deep state of shock. Music and comedy and sports had all paused during this time of national mourning.
For the NY Mets first game after the attacks, someone had the genius idea … Continue reading
BITCH: The Maria Pappas Story
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APPLYING FOR UNEMPLOYMENT WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. THE OFFICE WAS CLEAN AND MODERN WITH NONE OF THE RAGGED, DEPRESSION-ERA DRESSED PEOPLE I IMAGINED. THERE WASN'T EVEN A LINE. THE INFORMATION DESK WAS MANNED - OR IS THAT PERSONNED - BY TWO WORKERS, MALE AND FEMALE, WHO BOTH SEEMED HAPPY TO HAVE … Continue reading
The Fingeredhut Catalog
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Wasted Away In Lake Geneva-ville
This pic is from a camping trip to Lake Geneva I took with my friends Tom, Giovanni and Jonathan. Unknowingly, our trip coincided with a Jimmy Buffett concert nearby and just our luck, our camp site neighbors were "parrot heads".
We did not know this embarrassing fact about our neighbors until … Continue reading
Praising Pelosi
There's a media drum beat against Nancy Pelosi, one of the most effective parliamentarians to ever hold the Speaker's gavel. Don't fall for it.
The reasoning goes that because the GOP use her as the boogeyman in campaign attack ads, Dems should dump her.
The truth is the Republicans would vilify … Continue reading
Voter ID Laws: The Latest Poll Tax
No, you do not need an ID to buy groceries - for the moment anyway. But some states require you to produce a specific ID card for you to exercise your constitutional right to vote.
One of my former hobbies was registering people to vote. I'd do it at street festivals or events and I'd even bring … Continue reading