Fifty Ways To Plagiarize

I’ve been plagiarized !

A long time ago, I wrote a steamy, erotic story about a naive, young window blind salesman caught up in a sado-masochistic relationship with one of his wealthy clients – after carelessly signing a contract to install drapes and blinds without noticing the kinky sub-clause allowing him to be severely punished if the blinds are in any way unsatisfactory.

I  called it “Fifty Grades of Shade”.

I’ll have to consult my sexy lawyer, who is also into contracts.

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