My Super Trademarked Duggar Jokes

 In light of Megyn Kelly’s interview last night, it looks like the Duggar’s show “19 Kids and Counting” has attracted some brand new sponsors!

Armored Nightgowns

Kwikset Locks and Deadbolts

Bushnell Night Vision Goggles

ADT Home Security Systems

Christian Prepper’s Pepper Spray – Brother Strength

Wait.. I got more…

How did Josh Duggar’s parents catch on he was molesting all the kids?

When they asked Josh to show them his hands, he had a sister on each finger.

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What’s the most overused phrase in the Duggar household?

“Honey my water broke.”

What’s the second most overused phrase?

“Quit molesting the girls, Josh.”

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Oh, yeah, and this one:

A gentleman from the North, dating one of the Duggar sisters of Arkansas and not acquainted with Southern fundamentalist Christian customs, intends to ask his beloved to marry him. But first, he politely asks if she’s still a virgin. This causes the Duggar girl to become enraged, yelling at her suitor while pounding on his chest,

“Are you calling my brothers queer or something?”

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I’ll add to these as they come and TM for them too!

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