Megyn Kelly is No Saint (or Journalist)

Last week, Fox News host Megyn Kelly spent two nights explaining why a 15 year old white child molester should be forgiven for repeatedly finger banging his sleeping toddler sisters (and other un-consenting household guests). This week, a black 15 year old girl is “no saint” because she “lingered” at a pool party after a cop told her to leave.

In molester-apologist Megyn Kelly’s twisted world: Lingering = Bad. Fingering = Not so bad.

The topper is Megyn Kelly’s choice of guests to provide her audience an analysis of the disturbing McKinney, Texas police incident caught on tape; and whether the police acted reasonably when a 200lb cop violently smashed a 15 year old bikini clad girl to the ground: for this delicate task Ms. Kelly chose convicted perjurer and admitted racist, ex-cop Mark Fuhrman. You can’t make this shit up.

I’m beginning to think Fox News might be enabling racists. And pedophiles.

(Graphic courtesy of Rawstory.com)

My Super Trademarked Duggar Jokes

 In light of Megyn Kelly’s interview last night, it looks like the Duggar’s show “19 Kids and Counting” has attracted some brand new sponsors!

Armored Nightgowns

Kwikset Locks and Deadbolts

Bushnell Night Vision Goggles

ADT Home Security Systems

Christian Prepper’s Pepper Spray – Brother Strength

Wait.. I got more…

How did Josh Duggar’s parents catch on he was molesting all the kids?

When they asked Josh to show them his hands, he had a sister on each finger.

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What’s the most overused phrase in the Duggar household?

“Honey my water broke.”

What’s the second most overused phrase?

“Quit molesting the girls, Josh.”

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Oh, yeah, and this one:

A gentleman from the North, dating one of the Duggar sisters of Arkansas and not acquainted with Southern fundamentalist Christian customs, intends to ask his beloved to marry him. But first, he politely asks if she’s still a virgin. This causes the Duggar girl to become enraged, yelling at her suitor while pounding on his chest,

“Are you calling my brothers queer or something?”

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I’ll add to these as they come and TM for them too!